Niftylift Announces Revolutionary Green Power Generation

The boffins at Niftylift have been hard at work looking for alternative power sources and they may well have solved the energy crisis with a new April Fuel.

As of today (1st of April 2022), businesses are no longer permitted to use Red Diesel to power heavy plant equipment in the UK. In preparation for this change, Niftylift boffins have been hard at work looking for alternative power sources for our market-leading range of booms.

So, it gives us great pleasure to officially announce that we may well have solved the energy crisis by introducing a revolutionary new green power generation system!

To watch our test footage, please go to: www.niftylift.com/revolutionary-green-power-generation

The process uses any water-based liquid and removes the hydrogen from its H2O molecules to power the Niftylift fuel cell. The best part is that the only by-product of the process is pure oxygen, which is then released straight into the atmosphere.

The advantages of this process are immense as this could quite literally solve everything, and there is already talk of a Nobel Prize for Niftylift’s Science Division!

To illustrate the effectiveness of the new process, Niftylift ‘geniuses’ ran a series of scientific tests. As you can see from the footage, our tests prove beyond a doubt, that water is the ‘new fuel’, and given the timing of this announcement, we’re calling it our ‘April Fuel’!